Category

Humor Cryptogram Puzzles — 71 to Decode

Mark Twain, Oscar Wilde, Groucho Marx, Will Rogers, Steven Wright. Every quote in here is built the same way — a setup that sounds like it is going somewhere ordinary, then a swerve in the last few words that puts the whole sentence somewhere else entirely.

Which makes these the only puzzles on the site where you cannot coast. With most quotes, recognising the shape lets you guess the ending and work backwards; a joke's entire job is to make the ending unguessable, so the punchline stays genuinely encoded until you have decoded it letter by letter. The payoff arrives all at once, in the final three or four words, and it is hard to beat as a reward for a solve.

The selection is small and stays that way, because the bar is high in an unusual direction: a line has to still be funny after you have stared at it for four minutes in numeric form. Quite a few do not survive that test. The ones here did.

Humor puzzles

Charles Dickens

LiteratureHumor

14 words, 18 letters

Hard
W. C. Fields

Humor

10 words, 20 letters

Hard
Groucho Marx

Humor

16 words, 21 letters

Hard
Oscar Wilde

LiteratureHumor

9 words, 18 letters

Medium
Groucho Marx

Humor

19 words, 15 letters

Hard
Fred Allen

Humor

14 words, 18 letters

Hard
Mark Twain

LiteratureHumor

15 words, 14 letters

Medium
Oscar Wilde

LiteratureHumor

10 words, 17 letters

Medium
Groucho Marx

Humor

10 words, 15 letters

Medium
Oscar Wilde

PhilosophyLiteratureHumor

15 words, 17 letters

Medium
Steve Martin

ArtHumor

9 words, 15 letters

Medium
Mark Twain

LiteratureHumor

12 words, 18 letters

Medium
Anonymous

ScienceHumor

10 words, 20 letters

Hard
Jim Carrey

ArtHumor

10 words, 17 letters

Medium
Oscar Wilde

LiteratureHumor

8 words, 19 letters

Medium
Mark Twain

LiteratureHumor

9 words, 15 letters

Medium
Mitch Hedberg

Humor

12 words, 20 letters

Hard
Steven Wright

ScienceHumor

11 words, 18 letters

Medium
Mark Twain

LiteratureHumor

16 words, 20 letters

Hard
Groucho Marx

Humor

13 words, 20 letters

Hard
Anonymous

Humor

9 words, 18 letters

Medium
Groucho Marx

Humor

10 words, 20 letters

Hard
Mark Twain

LiteratureHumor

10 words, 16 letters

Medium
Mark Twain

LiteratureHumor

13 words, 19 letters

Hard
Dorothy Parker

LiteratureHumor

19 words, 20 letters

Hard
Phyllis Diller

Humor

9 words, 18 letters

Medium
Socrates

PhilosophyHumor

23 words, 20 letters

Hard
Maryon Pearson

Humor

8 words, 19 letters

Medium
Charles Schulz

ArtHumor

15 words, 18 letters

Hard
Douglas Adams

LiteratureHumor

14 words, 17 letters

Hard
Oscar Wilde

LiteratureHumor

11 words, 17 letters

Medium
Bill Watterson

ArtHumor

6 words, 14 letters

Medium
Ellen DeGeneres

Humor

6 words, 14 letters

Medium
Anonymous

Humor

13 words, 17 letters

Medium
Woody Allen

ArtHumor

15 words, 17 letters

Hard
Stewart Francis

Humor

13 words, 19 letters

Hard
Mae West

PhilosophyArtHumor

13 words, 17 letters

Medium
Mark Twain

PhilosophyLiteratureHumor

11 words, 17 letters

Medium
Oscar Wilde

PhilosophyLiteratureHumor

7 words, 16 letters

Medium
Socrates

PhilosophyHumor

7 words, 18 letters

Medium
Socrates

PhilosophyHumor

10 words, 16 letters

Medium
Oscar Wilde

LiteratureHumor

6 words, 16 letters

Medium
Will Rogers

PhilosophyHumor

16 words, 18 letters

Hard
Steven Wright

Humor

9 words, 17 letters

Medium
Charlie Chaplin

ArtHumor

8 words, 14 letters

Medium
Oscar Wilde

LiteratureHumor

17 words, 19 letters

Hard
Sam Levenson

PhilosophyHumor

10 words, 15 letters

Medium
Steven Wright

Humor

12 words, 17 letters

Medium
Mallory Hopkins

PhilosophyHumor

9 words, 15 letters

Medium
Lily Tomlin

ArtHumor

16 words, 21 letters

Hard
Steven Wright

Humor

12 words, 20 letters

Hard
Steven Wright

Humor

14 words, 21 letters

Hard
Mark Twain

LiteratureBusinessHumor

8 words, 13 letters

Medium
Will Rogers

PhilosophyHumor

9 words, 17 letters

Medium
Steve Martin

ArtHumor

7 words, 15 letters

Medium
Mark Twain

PhilosophyLiteratureHumor

12 words, 15 letters

Medium
William Shakespeare

LiteratureHumor

15 words, 19 letters

Hard
Oscar Wilde

PhilosophyLiteratureHumor

15 words, 17 letters

Hard
Oscar Wilde

PhilosophyLiteratureHumor

21 words, 19 letters

Hard
Les Miserables

LiteratureHumor

10 words, 16 letters

Medium
Mark Twain

PhilosophyLiteratureHumor

14 words, 17 letters

Hard
Mark Twain

PhilosophyLiteratureHumor

17 words, 20 letters

Hard
Mark Twain

PhilosophyLiteratureHumor

10 words, 19 letters

Hard
The Importance of Being Earnest

PhilosophyLiteratureHumor

8 words, 15 letters

Medium
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

SciencePhilosophyLiteratureHumor

14 words, 19 letters

Hard
Mark Twain

PhilosophyLiteratureHumor

13 words, 18 letters

Hard
Albert Einstein

SciencePhilosophyHumor

16 words, 19 letters

Hard
Duke Ellington

MusicHumor

32 words, 22 letters

Very Hard
Oscar Wilde

LiteratureHumor

8 words, 14 letters

Medium
Marilyn Monroe

ArtHumor

10 words, 16 letters

Medium
Mark Twain

PhilosophyLiteratureHumor

43 words, 22 letters

Very Hard
Printable packWhat is a cryptogram?Cryptogram solving tipsPlay more cryptograms